Strategizing Against The World

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen

adignifiedking:

laantillana:

that-fit-girl:

Take a look at all the fucks he’s not giving. Unbelievable.

"I’ll wait…"

bruh got that “i make minimum wage, i aint got time for this stupid shit” face lol

adignifiedking:

laantillana:

that-fit-girl:

Take a look at all the fucks he’s not giving. Unbelievable.

"I’ll wait…"

bruh got that “i make minimum wage, i aint got time for this stupid shit” face lol

vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

tupacabra:

tupacabra:

why do i have a file saved named pizza_babe.gif

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oh that’s why ok

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

bonnefoybaggins:

  • Fili and Kili die together
  • They die protecting Thorin or each other
  • Kili does not die for or with Tauriel
  • If Tauriel dies, she dies protecting Legolas
  • Bilbo holds Thorin’s hand while they say goodbye
  • Give us a forehead kiss between the two (Like Sam and Frodo)
kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD

kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD